I’ll be home in a week and I am more than excited. When i get back i’m starting my new life. Joel and i got a house together and i feel like i should be scared but i’m not and maybe that’s good or maybe i’m being naive. We get to customize the house at no cost to us and rent + utilities is only $400 a month. This can’t be real, right?
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
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"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
- How I’m going to propose (via jovitaramos)
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me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
The greatest photoset on tumblr
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"Every mouth you’ve ever kissed
was just practice
all the bodies you’ve ever undressed
and ploughed in to
were preparing you for me.
i don’t mind tasting them in the
memory of your mouth
they were a long hall way
a door half open
a single suit case still on the conveyor belt
was it a long journey?
Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now,
- Warsan Shire (via litology)
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When I start dancing at the club to a good song