Compilation of art, oddities, quotes, places, humor and shit that tickles my fancy.




"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."



I’ll be home in a week and I am more than excited. When i get back i’m starting my new life. Joel and i got a house together and i feel like i should be scared but i’m not and maybe that’s good or maybe i’m being naive. We get to customize the house at no cost to us and rent + utilities is only $400 a month. This can’t be real, right?


If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.”

– How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)


me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*



so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


The greatest photoset on tumblr

“Every mouth you’ve ever kissed
was just practice
all the bodies you’ve ever undressed
and ploughed in to
were preparing you for me.
i don’t mind tasting them in the
memory of your mouth
they were a long hall way
a door half open
a single suit case still on the conveyor belt
was it a long journey?
Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now,
welcome home.”

– Warsan Shire (via litology)