Femme Fatale.

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I’ll be home in a week and I am more than excited. When i get back i’m starting my new life. Joel and i got a house together and i feel like i should be scared but i’m not and maybe that’s good or maybe i’m being naive. We get to customize the house at no cost to us and rent + utilities is only $400 a month. This can’t be real, right?

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via relahvant)

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

- How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via rhiannonlever)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

saddyke:

The greatest photoset on tumblr

(Source: ameliajunex, via evilscientist)

"Every mouth you’ve ever kissed
was just practice
all the bodies you’ve ever undressed
and ploughed in to
were preparing you for me.
i don’t mind tasting them in the
memory of your mouth
they were a long hall way
a door half open
a single suit case still on the conveyor belt
was it a long journey?
Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now,
welcome home."

- Warsan Shire (via litology)

(Source: larmoyante, via sex-stoned-scorpio)

mostawkwardmomentss:

When I start dancing at the club to a good song

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(via ruinedchildhood)