Compilation of art, oddities, quotes, places, humor and shit that tickles my fancy.

evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

I’ll be home in a week and I am more than excited. When i get back i’m starting my new life. Joel and i got a house together and i feel like i should be scared but i’m not and maybe that’s good or maybe i’m being naive. We get to customize the house at no cost to us and rent + utilities is only $400 a month. This can’t be real, right?

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.”

– How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

saddyke:

The greatest photoset on tumblr

“Every mouth you’ve ever kissed
was just practice
all the bodies you’ve ever undressed
and ploughed in to
were preparing you for me.
i don’t mind tasting them in the
memory of your mouth
they were a long hall way
a door half open
a single suit case still on the conveyor belt
was it a long journey?
Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now,
welcome home.”

– Warsan Shire (via litology)